Nancy Pelosi, Professional Crybaby

OK, Nancy, you said you wanted control of Congress and you got it. You got the House; you got the Senate. You control the debate, you control the tenor. You can stop legislation cold, if you'd like.

And you've had it for six months. That's 25% of a Congress' life, Nance, just in case you were wondering.

And you have accomplished?

Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

You know it; we know it. Everyone knows it.

And, as it says right there on your script, we all know whose fault this is: it's yours. Oh, I'm sorry, you'd gouge out your own eyes before you'd admit that. It's THE REPUBLICANS.

Yes, those pesky Republicans just won't roll over and play dead, now will they? And how could you have possibly anticipated THAT when you made your promises, right? I mean, we all expected the Democrats to take 7,000 of the seats in the house, and 1,400 of the seats in the Senate. We were going to have to build an Annex to the chambers that would dwarf the Mall of America, just to give you the power that you need to...

To what? What is it, again, that this shrill crybaby wants to do?

Oh, right: Get Off On Power.

You asked for power and you got it, Madame Speaker. Now shut your whining yap and either use it, or give it up.

WHAT a loser...